Ambiguity, thy name is English

What is this?
Since there are so many words missing in english (and not just american english), the common words are given the task of having multiple meanings. How does one know which meaning to apply? The common answer is context. As in "how many translators from english does it take to replace a light bulb?" - "depends on the context".

With today's communications, there's often no context. Text is often squeezed into tiny spaces (cell phone screens, button captions, road and other signs). It's easy to put together two or three words, all of them loaded with multiple meanings, and divine their intended meanings from all the possible combinations, for any context that may apply.
1-I-2005 - 6-XII-2025 go home  
Expression
...may mean any of
propose a toast
offer marital relationship to a slice of double baked bread
It's been too long
it lasted quite a long time
it was a thing of considerable length
long time no see
call: place we called en route
place where we dropped by along the way
place we called en route, by the way and a few other names
miss: I missed school today
I did not attend school today
I felt scholar nostalgia today
I fired a mortar shell at the school but overshot
quotation for lead sheet
words to quote on the front page
price estimate for sheet metal piece, lead in this case
lighter gasoline
gasoline for lighters
a gasoline of a less heavy composition
dad: I like to tell dad jokes
I like to tell jokes to my dad
I like to tell those „dad jokes“
advanced auto parts
car parts you need to advance
car parts you should buy in advance
parts for an advanced car
parts for an advancing car
the car, which once advanced, now parts
call me a cab
get on the phone and get a taxi for me
call me a cab or a donkey or an asshole, I don't care
terrorist attacks
the attacks of a terrorist kind
one terrorist is attacking
right behind
immediately behind
behind, to the right
orange tomato juice
tomato juice in orange color
juice of orange colored tomatos
juice of oranges and tomatos
juice of orange named cultivar of tomatos
take your pick
ponesi svoj pijuk
bring your own pickaxe
biraj
elect
uzmi svoju trzalicu
take your guitar plucker