Ambiguity, thy name is English - G

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Since there are so many words missing in english (and not just american english), the common words are given the task of having multiple meanings. How does one know which meaning to apply? The common answer is context. As in "how many translators from english does it take to replace a light bulb?" - "depends on the context".With today's communications, there's often no context. Text is often squeezed into tiny spaces (cell phone screens, button captions, road and other signs). It's easy to put together two or three words, all of them loaded with multiple meanings, and divine their intended meanings from all the possible combinations, for any context that may apply.
1-I-2005 - 2-IV-2020 go home  
Expression
...may mean any of
gas log
record of a vehicle's gas consumption
artificial log for a gas-burning fake fireplace
genius explained
an explanation, all about the genius
the genius did explain
GetWordNumber()
function which returns the word number, i.e. the number of words
function which returns the word whose ordinal number is supplied.
giant talking French
a giant who talks French
a giant French who talks
a French who talks in Giant
girl brought her eggs
girl brought eggs to her
girl brought her own eggs
given the reality of how many phase 1 subjects live
given the reality of the way many phase 1 subjects live
given the reality of how many phase 1 subjects stay alive
golden rule
yardstick made of gold
"do not do to others..."
got a ticket to the moon / I'll be leaving here soon
I have a ticket to the moon and I will be leaving this place soon
I have a ticket to the moon which I will be leaving here soon
go to bar
go have a drink
a bar which forces your movie display to jump to where you clicked on it
great game
large piece of wildlife to hunt
good sport event
well done video game
great sausage event
a large sausage happened
a large event about sausages
growing concern
a worry which gets larger
commercial or manufacturing company which grows
guaranteed ride fare change
the ride fare is guaranteed to change
the fare for the guaranteed ride is is changing
the change of the ride fare is guaranteed
guard changed
the guardians undressed and dressed again
guard was replaced with another guard
the one guardian undressed and dressed again (qv. at "Lords and Ladies", Terry Pratchett)
there was a regular change of the guard crew
the guardian become something else
the whole guard become something else
guard changed
Guide Business Rules Project
the guide business does rule the project
please, guide the business rules project
the project on the rules of guide business
the rules of guide business are projecting
guided missile cruiser
cruiser carrying guided missiles
a guided cruiser which carries missiles
guy walks into a bar
someone walks through a door and enters a watering hole
a guy doesn't watch where he's walking and hits a bar with his head