Ambiguity, thy name is English - I

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Since there are so many words missing in english (and not just american english), the common words are given the task of having multiple meanings. How does one know which meaning to apply? The common answer is context. As in "how many translators from english does it take to replace a light bulb?" - "depends on the context".With today's communications, there's often no context. Text is often squeezed into tiny spaces (cell phone screens, button captions, road and other signs). It's easy to put together two or three words, all of them loaded with multiple meanings, and divine their intended meanings from all the possible combinations, for any context that may apply.
1-I-2005 - 6-XI-2019 go home  
Expression
...may mean any of
I am his friend too
I am one among his friends
he is one among my friends
I can't help myself
I am unable to aide myself
I can't stop myself from doing (whatever)
I can not take a helping
icing sugar to dust
freezing the sugar until it becomes dust
sugar, powdered as for cake icing, to be dusted over the cake
idle: Teacher strikes idle kids
Teacher hits kids because they were idling
Teachers on strike, kids are idle
I don't know myself
because everyone has problems knowing their own self
personally, I don't know
If kings and lords observed this
If kings and lords were watching this
If kings and lords abided by this
I hope no
I hope that [it] will not
I do not hope
I knew him better than anyone else
I knew everyone else less well than I knew him
Everyone else knew him less well than I did
I knew him when he was better than anyone else
I'll leave Saturday to Denver
on Saturday, I'll travel to Denver
I'll take the Sunday, and I leave the Saturday to this Denver guy
imagine looking into a bug report for 15 minutes only
do nothing else but only imagine, keep so for 15 minutes
do the imagining for no more than 15 minutes then stop imagining
do nothing else for 15 minutes but look at the bug report
do nothing else to the bug report but just keep looking at it
look for 15 minutes at nothing else but a bug report
any of the previous for fifteen of nothing else but minutes (not hours, not days)
I missed you
I wished you were here
I had to shoot at you again
independent film festival
festival of independent film
independent festival of film
information on the planet
information about the planet
information located on the planet
insane security bug
insane bug about security
bug caused by insane security
insane security IS the bug
internet is down here
internet here is down - no worky
found the internet - it's down here
invoice recipient
invoice the recipient
recipient of invoice
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
I once shot an elephant while I was in my pajamas.
I once shot an elephant while it was wearing my pajamas.
I once shot an elephant while we both were in my pajamas.
I only want my love to grow with you
my only wish is that my love grows with you
I only want that my love grows with you and everything else should grow independently
I want that only my love grows with you and nothing else should grow
I only want, my love, to grow with you - no other relationship, thanks
I only want to have my love so I can grow with you
I only want my love to grow with you, and none of my other things are considered here
I only want (but not require, not demand, not expect) my love to grow with you
Iraqi head seeks arms
Iraqi head seeks arms, shoulders, legs etc
Iraqi president seeks armaments
I really hope she works out
I hope she works outside
I hope she succeeds
I hope she exercises
I should ask him, not you.
he is the person I should ask, and you are not
I am the one who should ask him, and you are not
is wrong
has stated a falsehood
should be another one instead
is not the proper course of action
It's been years since I saw any network switch boxes
It's been years since I saw any switch boxes for a network
It's been years since I saw any network switching its boxes
I've never seen a driver this young before operating a vehicle.
I always look for young divers before I operate a vehicle, but this is the youngest.
I've never seen a driver this young before while operating a vehicle.
I've never before seen a driver this young operating a vehicle.
I've never seen a driver being as young as this one before operating a vehicle.
I would recommend you to change
you would be the one whom I'd recommend for changing
I would give you the recommendation to do a change
I would send a recommendation about you to the change
I would recommend to you to wear some other clothes
when the change comes, I'll recommend you to it