A British lord sitting in his bathtub has an urgent need to
fart. But, it's not decent for such a dignitary to do such a thing, even
if he's all alone in his batrhoom. On the other hand, his house is his fortress,
and he's entitled to do whatever he likes in it. But, it's still very unbecoming
of a blue-blooded person.
Eventually, the nature takes over and the nobleman fires a few strong ones.
Two minutes later, his butler arrives with a bottle of whiskey and a glass
on a silver platter.
- But George, I haven't asked for any whiskey, why did you
bring that now?
- Sir, I have distinctly heard you say "Butlerrrr, brrrring
me a bottle of burrrrrbon".