Slaves on a galley were
rawing each day for a handful of rice, untill one day each one got a whole
fried chicken. They ate it right away, but towards the end of the meal they
got suspicious. Finally one of them asked
- Hey, whipmaster, what's the meaning of this?
- Oh, nothing special, it's just that you'll have to push a
little harder tomorrow. The boss wants some water-skiing.